Excuse Me For Being Antisocial

 I think we’ve all found out as an adult that we like to be left alone. So now people can read our shirts and know we are anti-social, no need for small talk. 

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28